I dont get it. You're perhaps three times better than me at English, yet you don't choose Ext.1 English. You, my friend, have the problem of not challenging yourself.

I understand this as Alan's way of portraying me as a female and raping me.

"for i will one day write, i swore
that pink-oni would try to ignore"

He's taunting me. I think. I see this as his way to draw me out to have a literary duel with him. I'm no coward in this, however (bwohaha).

" prance little fairy prance. the time is near
and your prince is trapped in his hall"

These lines show that I cannot reach my sexy prince.

"bore, ball, bloody unworthy hor!"

This line shows I'm unworthy of his rapery.

"my hands grpped tight"

He is grabbing my imaginary boobs here... or some other part?

Note: Like in real English studies, Alan may not have been thinking any of the crap that I just wrote. Stupid over-analysis of poems is stupid, but fun.

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Fragrance lies within the hands of the respective giver.